Garrison Keillor wrote his "What I'm Giving You For Christmas" for a 1997 Land's End catalog. I saved it, and this afternoon (2002-09-14) found it under a pile of old papers on my desk. Thinking that it must surely have been reprinted elsewhere by now, I went looking on the Internet but found only a dozen or so references to it (all in published sermons) and no complete copies. That's an awful shame. So here it is.